Period Talk

As a small attempt in hoping my period comes sooner, I have switched into my Blackberry case and will start eating copious amounts of ice cream. I need my period to arrive already, because I'm in need of reassurance in my most recent emotionally-driven antics.

Y'all know you're officially cray cray when you start admitting to your antics..

My boyfriend is taking a lot of the heat. He's annoyingly accepting of this entire process; he went as far as to say, "Baby.. Are you on your period? I know around the second week of the month is when your cycle starts."

Bitch, please. I am not on my period.

Yet.

I want me some fucking ice cream!!!!!!!

(Land of Meh)

If you don't like where you are, then
change it.

You are not a tree.

In my monthly funk. Sometimes I call the Land of Meh. This place sucks balls. Often enough, I've landed here for no particular reason. I have no real reason to be sad. I'm just sad because not everything's perfect, and that's no way to be happy.

Think about it.

If you're only happy when everything is going the right way, how are you going to live your life?

I refuse to drown in self-pity. That shit has never worked for me..

If y'all ever get into one of these funks, if y'all ever feel unappreciated by those around you, if y'all wake up and feel unpretty, if y'all are just having a really bad day..

STOP BEING SAD.

And remember that you are awesome.

That should do it.

I was a walking ghost

I have always  been skeptical when it comes to sleep. Mostly because I think I'm hardcore enough to run on 4 hours of sleep, to go to work wearing the same makeup from last night (and still reeking of tequila), to simply cover up my drowsiness with a shot of espresso, to pull all-nighters and go on with my day..

That shit is cray cray. Who did I think I was? Sleep is my new everything. Without sleep, I can't function. Without sleep, even coffee becomes obsolete. 

I'm blogging about something as simple as sleep, why? I'm going to refer to this as a constant reminder to take care of myself.

I think my generation takes their health for granted. When I used to blog till 4AM and sleep when the sun came up, my mum would berate my bad habits like nobody's business. I don't blame her. She used to threaten to take me to the children's hospital and show me what people who wanted to live were like.  

I plan to do so, despite my newly-applied sleeping habits.

SLEEP IS THE NEW AWAKE.

Hipsters

Will dropkick the next person that calls me a hipster.

I'm not a hipster. I repeat, NOT A HIPSTER.

I'd rather slit my wrists than walk around being a self-proclaimed hipster..

Just because I walk around half-bald and with a self-righteous attitude, does NOT mean that I am a hipster.

I'LL KILL YOU.

a quickie on Abstinence

"... you better blow my mind."

"The neighbours will know my name."

March

oat fudge bar
sleep
jillian michaels
squats
sunday funday
matsuyumyum
spicy sashimi sauce.. bomb diggity
Asian kiss x 100
temple
romaine hearts
fighting
new dresses
my brother turns 18--one more year before the nights of debauchery begin
enoki mushrooms and garlic
my mexican tan is still here, bitches!!!
GRIND
firemen
earthquake
starbucks
wedged heels
tickle-me-elmo and the cookie monster
team JMTS
#winning

Love & Happiness

So silly, that's why we laugh

"One day, I'm going to call you and ask you to run away with me. This is my disclaimer."

Hahahahaha, girlfrannn.