Period Talk

As a small attempt in hoping my period comes sooner, I have switched into my Blackberry case and will start eating copious amounts of ice cream. I need my period to arrive already, because I'm in need of reassurance in my most recent emotionally-driven antics.

Y'all know you're officially cray cray when you start admitting to your antics..

My boyfriend is taking a lot of the heat. He's annoyingly accepting of this entire process; he went as far as to say, "Baby.. Are you on your period? I know around the second week of the month is when your cycle starts."

Bitch, please. I am not on my period.

Yet.

I want me some fucking ice cream!!!!!!!

(Land of Meh)

If you don't like where you are, then
change it.

You are not a tree.

In my monthly funk. Sometimes I call the Land of Meh. This place sucks balls. Often enough, I've landed here for no particular reason. I have no real reason to be sad. I'm just sad because not everything's perfect, and that's no way to be happy.

Think about it.

If you're only happy when everything is going the right way, how are you going to live your life?

I refuse to drown in self-pity. That shit has never worked for me..

If y'all ever get into one of these funks, if y'all ever feel unappreciated by those around you, if y'all wake up and feel unpretty, if y'all are just having a really bad day..

STOP BEING SAD.

And remember that you are awesome.

That should do it.